Yep, we've been together for more than 5 years.
He celebrated this morning by somehow getting my work hoodie off of the kitchen chair where I had just set it after taking it out of the dryer.
I was upstairs brushing my teeth and came down to find him laying on it in the middle of the living room. I shouted for him to get off and shook it out.
Hmm, maybe it was OK to wear?
I put it on and then noticed he had peed on the sleeve.
He's very lucky that it's his birthday today!